The Danish are bloody crazy with their new laws, we like weird, we like crazy, but to take the piss in some weird way makes me wonder what the hell are you Danish on.

The Danish have some strange and weird laws and here they are –

• If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car. (Your not bloody wrong)

• Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. (Got to love this one hey)

• Restaurants may not charge for water unless it is accompanied by another item such as ice or a lemon slice. Stick the water up your ass then)

• Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal; however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term. (You do not say)

• No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle. (You sure, I want to run them over)

• Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15. (Stuff it I will build two the I get 30)

• When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming. (Piss off I’m not walking)

The laws above are weird but true. What do you think of them?