Are you bloody serious? People in south west France should be warned now before it is too late. A stupid mayor of a village in south west France has stupidly banned the residents from dying.

Oh my god you are not allowed to die it seems. Gerard Lalanne is threatening sever punishment if anybody disobeys his orders.

What the French is basically saying is that there is no room whatsoever in the overcrowded village graveyard in Sarpourenx in the Bordeaux region, so basically or shit out of luck if you want to die.

If you have not got a plot at the graveyard where you wish to be buried are forbidding from dying in the parish.

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