Now if you want a weird joke then read on people –

In 2009 the Government will start killing all mentally challenged people, I started crying when you came to read this joke and I thought about you hard. I would say run my little retard friend go save yourself.

A man robs a bank and takes hostages, he asks the first hostage “did you see me rob the bank” the hostage says “yes”, all of a sudden the robber shoots the first hostage in the head and kills him.

The robber then asks the second hostage the same question; the hostage says “No way but my wife did”.

Moral of the story is – If you want your wife shot take her to a bank where robbers are most likely to go.

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