We are looking for the weirdest, strangest, most ridiculous stories or news that you can possibly have. It does not matter how weird it is or how stupid it sounds we just want it so all our other readers can sit back and read shocking stuff.

Have you got the blooming balls to send it in is the question?

We will read everything you send in to us, and we will post every single one that gets sent to us, obviously we have to read first just in case the stories are offensive, but you can bet your arse we will publish all.

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